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The DART Song Part II (One Big Boop)

by Andy Rivkin and his Gedankenband

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We now pick up our story On a California night DART on its pad in all its glory an awe-inspiring sight Everyone was in their place the mood was so intense Our rocket went to outer space for planetary defense All the reviews and testing Over all these years Did not leave time for resting by DART’s engineers But Didymos came into sight not a bit too soon and everything aligned just right for meeting Didymoon And it’s one small step for exploration One small step exceeding expectations We might have tested all our sanity With one big boop for all humanity We published our predictions And got ready to observe It seemed like science fiction We tried to keep our nerve We thought through all the glitches That we thought might arise We flipped on all the switches And then we watched the skies And it’s one small step for exploration One small step from simulations And sometimes there was some profanity With one big boop for all humanity We got nearer Didymos got bigger Features getting clearer Didymos got bigger We switched our steering To point to Dimorphos You could hear the cheering As we got so close And as we lost the signal….. And it’s one small step for exploration One small step with smart navigation We gave a bit of help to gravity With one big boop for all humanity And it’s one small step for exploration One small step to celebration We’ve made a tiny asteroid family With one big boop for all humanity
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All the things you write to me I find so hard to swallow I’ve thought about muting you but I might just unfollow The way that you’ve been treating me seems like it’s an unfriending and I’ve asked if you’re kidding me so much that it is trending Hashtag leave me alone Hashtag leave me alone I used to tell you everything but that lease has expired maybe you had just one job but now you’re just so fired I wish I could get through to you but I can’t get retweeted the dropbox where I kept my love seems to have been deleted Hashtag leave me alone Hashtag leave me alone The permissions on my heart have been reset and you're not allowed I've cut off all your access so get off my cloud I wish we could find a way to get out of this spiral but I’m afraid that you and I won’t get back to viral and it’s such a pity that it’s gone this way for us but as far as I’m concerned you can go to Google Plus Hashtag leave me alone Hashtag leave me alone
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there’s twenty zillion rocks out there around us but don’t go thinking that they’re all the same there’s twenty zillion rocks out there around us but on some of those rocks you’ll find our name we’ve been pelted all throughout our timeline the solar system's playing dirty pool we’ve been pelted all throughout our timeline go ask the dinosaurs if that was cool If we could evade our day would be made something to strafe could keep us all safe and doing a test would really be best to avoid those problems we’re testing NEO deflection doing it for practice just seems smart it’s trying out orbital correction the mission goes by the name of dart and just one flick should do the trick just one nudge and those things would budge a little poke, not going for broke would avoid those problems dart will visit the didymos system a one way trip that won’t be a fluke so when hazards come we can resist ‘em without resorting to a giant nuke and just one flick should do the trick just one nudge and those things would budge a little poke, not going for broke would avoid those problems it could get worse if we don’t rehearse we’ll run aground, then see what we found first we detect, then we deflect practice planetary defense with dart

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released September 25, 2023

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Andy Rivkin and his Gedankenband Columbia, Maryland

Andy is a planetary astronomer by day, and also by night since he's an astronomer. Also a founding member of Dr. Lüst, Science Diet, and other bands you likely haven't heard of.

The Gedankenband is a rag-tag crew of veteran eigenmusicians who help Andy turn his music into, well, still music. But maybe different from what he intended. But in a good way. Or something.
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